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susemoji:


sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever

They looked like someone threw a spoon into a bowl of runny mashed potatoes

susemoji:

sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever

They looked like someone threw a spoon into a bowl of runny mashed potatoes


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suddenlyoranges:

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused


Both oh my god

suddenlyoranges:

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

Both oh my god


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one-handsome-devil:

So I was helping some friends shoot a PSA in the nursing department of our college and I had way too much fun with the uncanny training dummies. The JFK lookin’ one was my favorite, his name is Jeffrey.


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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!


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stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.


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http://geniusbillionairesassmaster.tumblr.com/post/83713408595 

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…


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stevasbeavus:

I must try this

stevasbeavus:

I must try this


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imsosickofjustinbieber:

womanistgamergirl:

Dude.
Denny’s is calling out Coachella.
Dude.
Dude.
Denny’s dude. Wow.

I’M SQUEALING.

imsosickofjustinbieber:

womanistgamergirl:

Dude.

Denny’s is calling out Coachella.

Dude.

Dude.

Denny’s dude. Wow.

I’M SQUEALING.


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meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA

meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA


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asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye


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6qubed:

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

he is too powerful
he must be contained before explosions

6qubed:

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

he is too powerful

he must be contained before explosions


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everybodyilovedies:

em1ree:

IMAGINE IF TONY HAD ALLOWED THE GOVERNMENT ACCESS TO HIS IRON MAN SUITS

SENATOR STERN WANTED THE SUITS FOR HYDRA

HYDRA WITH HIGHLY WEAPONIZED SUITS

well thanks to natasha now the whole world has the blueprints and coding for all of tony’s tech so you know. but i’m sure nothing’s going to go wrong with that-

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Oh.

oooohhhhhhhhhh….


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datunofficialdisneyprincess:

le-frozenpocalypse-center:

Let the Warm Hugs rage on!

IN SUUUUUMMMMMMMEEEERRRRR!!!

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

le-frozenpocalypse-center:

Let the Warm Hugs rage on!

IN SUUUUUMMMMMMMEEEERRRRR!!!


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